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When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion
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the act of putting lotion on one's "privates" (FC) once they shave it.
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The act of rubbing sexual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.
Bro 1 - " Yo bro! " - goes in for handshake -
Bro 2 - " .. Oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. "
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I'm about to lotionize the crap out of my legs.
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