The man, the myth, the hippy legend. Not only is he the leader of countless cults, he has 14 different harems consisting of beautiful naked women, and maybe even sometimes a cute nigga or two. He is a giant mixed man with dreads for days and a voice like melted chocolate. He is severely loyal unless his weed in danger, he would never let it get to that point though. He is charismatic and charming and an ego bigger than my self loathing, which is huge! Give yourself to The Lord or perish. ASPIRE TO BE MORE LIKE THE LORD.
by TinyGoober December 21, 2022