Top Definition
A person (male or female) that was born with Hydrocephalus and their skull has grown into a lop-sided melon, making them look retarded. The skull resembles the shape of a baseball that has been hit too hard by a bat.
Term normally used by select MTI's of the 323rd TRS.
1) "Hey, you leave that Loptard alone!"
2) "Holy freakin' crap Loptard, are you a damn communist?"
by Brett DeWeese May 04, 2006

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