loose butthole

Anything that is lame, weak, or not enjoyable in any way, can be summed up with the phrase loose butthole. Seeing as most people don't enjoy a stretched crack, this term should be reserved for only the most deserving moments.

" I can't believe i wasted $10 to see Battle: Los Angeles"
" Yeah that movie was loose butthole."
" The loosest!"

by BearssFan May 25, 2011

loose butthole

something bad, not good, misleading, unpleasant, or just straight messed up

guy1: i totally broke your bowl(marijuana pipe)

guy2:dude thats loose butthole

by EASTSIDEGSALLDAY May 19, 2011

loose butthole

when something was really uncool, shitty, or totally not tight butthole.

Pam: Do you remember when Keith reminded the teacher about the homework?
Joe: Yeah, that was really loose butthole.

by Kdogmillionare October 14, 2016

loose butthole

butthole that is streched because it has been repetedly fucked or fingered.

person 1: "you see that guy"
person 2: "yeah, doesnt he go out with peter?"
person 1: "yeah. he has a loose butthole."

by buttholeeeeee March 21, 2010

Loose Butthole

1. Something that puts you in discouraging situations like bad advice from someone or hanging out with a douchebag.

2. Can be used to describe a crappy night/party/event.

3. Term used frequently by the main characters Blake, Adam, and Anders in the comedy central show Workaholics.

1. That tip you gave us was SO loose butthole man!

2. Person 1: Wow dude this night was loose butthole for sure.

Person 2: The loosest.

by Token Hippie June 1, 2011

Loose Butthole

(adj)- A very bad situation
(n)- A sloppy joe that looks like shit that went through a wood-chipper

(adj)
Teacher- Hi whats your name?
Childs mom- This is your son.
Teacher- Shit
(Mom leaves)
Teacher- Well this was a loose butthole...

(n)
Child- What the hell is this?
Lunch Lady- Sloppy Joe
Child- Eww
Child 2- Whats for lunch?
Child- Loose butthole...

by Moh-Julien25 October 4, 2012

Gaping loose butthole

Slang for your favorite soda.

Pack your stuff and bring your choice of gaping loose butthole.

by Pooguyman February 10, 2019