loofah-faced

A fascist shitgibbon, especially Donald Trump

The Pennsylvania senator aptly described the president as loofah-faced in response to Trump's unsettling remark trampling citizens’ right to due process.

by concernedcitizensunite February 9, 2017

Croatian loofah

The Croatian Loofah is when you have a 'preferably' girl bent over fucking her doggy style. You pull out and cum all over her back, then use one of your dirty crusty white gym socks to wipe the cum all over her back; effectively exfoliating her skin

Oh man- I totally Croatian loofah'd this girl last night- smelled like pineapple and staph infection

by OrganizedAnarchy6969 August 9, 2016

Ass Loofah

A loofah primarily use for the srubbage of ass

Bro, I hope you didn't use my ass loofah on your face

by Cornelius Pumpernickel June 20, 2010

Pube Loofah

When you're showering with your girl, and you lather up your pubes with soap, and rub them up against her to scrub her off.

Her face was dirty, so I used my pube loofah on it.

by FredDill September 20, 2010

Human Loofah

Where a naked midget covered in soap is rubbed against another naked 'normal' person

So me and my Girlfriend are gonna go hire a midget hooked and make her into a Human Loofah

by ThyRevenant January 10, 2018

Man Loofah

A luscious V of chest pubes that is lathered up with soap and used as a scrubbing tool for a girl to rub her tits on when showering together.

Tim: Hey babe. You want me to wash my man juice off of your tits.

Tara: Sure. Let me use your man loofah though. It exfoliates my skin.

by dlr7xf October 4, 2009

Bearded loofah

Hipster ass kisser

That operations dude is such a bearded loofah, he is always kissing the VPs ass.

by Brandy’s Jewel January 22, 2021