Longkeye

Slang for how much time it takes to roll a joint eg.5 minutes
Can be used in day to day terminology

"Hey homie, I'll be back in a longkeye"
"Hey bro I asked you to call that customer back a longkeye ago"
"Im just taking bruiser out for a longkeye bro"

Longkeye by Housodave February 23, 2014

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Longkey

When something is both long and honk

My cat is long and honks thus it is longkey

Longkey by Censored Name August 14, 2019

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Longeye

To see beyond...to see the bigger picture and throughout people's bullshit. Character who thinks for themselves and only values reality and the truth and are their own mental point of origin being that indvidual operates on slogan ''cannot help anyone until I can help myself''.

Wow we all were wrong from the start but this guy is sucha Longeye he knew what is the problem and what would happen from the start...

Longeye by TheEpicWordMaker January 19, 2021

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Longkey

An abbreviation of the phrase "Lowkey On God".

Can be used to show affirmation and/or agreement.

"Hey David, we should go commit various war crimes."

David: "Longkey."

Longkey by Josario February 22, 2023

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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