longenecker 

a sweet kid but who can easily become your stalker

my next door neighbor was a longenecker

longenecker by Emma September 11, 2003

Mr. Longenecker 

History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.

Mr. Longenecker is literally God.

Mr. Longenecker by Hulk’s Giant Green Penis May 18, 2019

longnecker 

A person, male or female, who enjoys deepthroating extra long man sausages.

Bill- "Hey, did you hear about Parker ?"
Phong- "Yeah, I heard he went down 9" Nick."
Bill-"Guess that makes him a longnecker now."

longnecker by TuckerLipsin April 18, 2015

Longnecker 

Someone who is a hardass for no reason, and has absolutely no respect for and often behaves in a derogatory fashion towards women.

If Longnecker pulled a knife on me, I'd pull off his back-left chode so he and Liedel could chode-fuck.

Longnecker by Academy junior May 31, 2005

Longnecked 

Covering yourself in peanut butter with the intention of having it sensually licked off by a giraffe.

Not phased by his mom's rejection of his unique kink, J-Whiz snuck into the New York Zoo late one night to get longnecked.

Longnecked by ODBttu July 28, 2016