longenecker

a sweet kid but who can easily become your stalker

my next door neighbor was a longenecker

by Emma September 11, 2003

Mr. Longenecker

History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.

Mr. Longenecker is literally God.

by Hulk’s Giant Green Penis May 18, 2019