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1.
A long winded but short witted individual who can talk for hours about things he has no clue about.
At the end of the day, Asif's name was long wind.
by John hgfyugyighuhyu May 20, 2005
 
2.
A person that is particularly longwinded when answering, talking, questioning, referring and generally any other type on verbal interaction. It is a More common trait in annoying young females that are naturally oblivious to other people's disinterest in their conversation.

Can also be applied as a verb for people that are naturally slow in completing simple mundane activites.
I.e. "Where's bec?" "Oh she'll be ages, she's longwinding the shit out of her." "sigh... Fucking Longwind!"
by JewySloth July 07, 2013