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londonistan

The term for London, the capital of england, used by a french newspaper in reference to its radical islamist community. (use has become much more mainstream since the 7th and 21st july attacks)
London is now commonly referred to as "Londonistan" - a word used several times in different papers.
londonistan by esra August 23, 2005
Someone who was born and raised in the English capital city that is London. More than not, often associated with people hailing from more central and well known areas such as Wesminster, it does often include people from the West, East, North and South suburbs though.

If you are a cockney, you are a Londoner, but if you are a Londoner, you do not have to be a cockney.
Person 1: "Are you a Londoner?"

Person 2: "I live in Ealing, so yeah I am. Are you?"

Person 1: "I live on the outskirts, techinally in Hertfordshire but I would say I'm a Londoner."

Person 2: "No. No you're not."
Londoner by a m y // May 11, 2006
Londoner by Paul August 17, 2003

Rule of New Londons

"If one has New Londons fries, one must share New Londons fries. Someday you will be without them, and, because of this rule, you can help yourself to some of the deliciousness, just as others have helped themselves to yours."
~Moses, "The Old Testament" Deleted Scenes

When an aquaintance has a serving of delicious New Londons fries, this law can be utilized. The Moocher must first declare that he/she is taking some fries under the Rule of New Londons. The owner of the fries has no choice but to comply, for they know that they have mooched in the past and will mooch in the future.
"Dude, you're so envious, I have fries and you don't!"
"I hereby enact the Rule of New Londons. Fork some over."
"Dammit dude, fine, here ya go..."
Someone who hails from London. Not to be confused with a cockney; to be a cockney you have to come from East London. Believe it or not, there is also a West,North & South London.
"You from Essex mate? You sound like like it"
"Nah. I'm a Londoner. Move to Hertfordshire when I was 13 though"
londoner by dr_newstead December 2, 2004

londoned 

Being friend-zoned, especially after years of one-sided romantic interest that had the potential of being more than just friends.
Hey, did you hear that Jake just got londoned by some girl he liked for years?!
londoned by johnnoh January 10, 2015