Lolyak 

The most hilariously grim form of transport out

In popular culture:
Santa's Slay (a movie that not even X, weed or a Lolyak could make brilliant) featured this mournful creature

Lolyak drawn sleigh

Lolyak by Grim Fandango March 28, 2009

lolzak 

the real reason abortions exist

:"whch u want fooooooo bar" -lolzak

lolzak by thee hamburgler October 17, 2008

lolcakes

Cakes made of lol.

"These cakes aren't filled with 'lmao', these are lolcakes!"

lolcakes by lolcakes August 23, 2006

lolcakes

A particularily scathing conversational tactic used to confuse an opponent who is, for want of a better word, a douchebag.

Bob "I just pwned you LOL"
Darren "Put your lolcakes in the rofloven and make them lmaolicious Bob"
Bob "?"

lolcakes by genderusbenderus00 July 6, 2007

lolcake 

someone who exceeds the boundaries of a normal "lol," a descriptive word used to express a certain person or creature which is deemed worthy of ridicule, especially for being a noob.

"lol, Emogurl666 is such a lolcake."

lolcake by unablequeso September 28, 2009

lolcakes

It means, "laugh out loud cakes." Now, some people like to say "lolpie," but that is incorrect. Lolcakes is more grammatically correct, and is used in everyday language more often.

Jeff: Why did the chick cross the road?
Don: I don't know, why?
Jeff: To SUCK SOME FUCKING COCK.
Don: ohhh lolcakes!

lolcakes by littleBIGman093634 August 13, 2006

lollak 

Laugh out loud like a kookaburra.

Are you a chatter? Don't like using the expression "lol" because it makes you look like a 13 year old, insecure girl, but you still wanna express to your significant-interwebz sweetheart that you're laughing out loud? Then lollak is just for you! It express the act of laughter, but still in a cool/hip/original/urban way! Only use lollak when you really wanna express laughter! To the extreme! Lollak!

Hi asl? lollak!

I was told a story about abusing Jehovah's Witnesses that was so great, I lollaked right off my chair!

lollak by TheeNeight January 13, 2008