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Lohanwich (Low hAn witch)

(a) sandwich that looks like you want to put it in your mouth for about ten seconds, then dissolves into something you would never, ever touch.

(b) sandwich you have to steal and it's served baked. It's not really old though, it just looks REALLY old and stale.
‎2 sandwich makers @ sandwich spot. My friend gets Sandwich Maker B w her magical fingers. I get A and get stuck with a Lohanwich.
by JunkMale June 02, 2011

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