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6.
The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.
Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.
by Trollhunter March 14, 2012
 
1.
The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.
Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.

Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-

Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.

Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!

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Gary is a true logging ninja
by Glengarry Glenross June 30, 2011
 
2.
When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl
Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?
by Jonnor March 27, 2012
 
3.
Process of harvesting trees from a forest.
They are going to be logging on that piece of land.
by Jeff Asel October 02, 2008
 
4.
When a guy's penis is so long that it drags across the ground when he jogs.
Black Guy: Yo mon, I be totally "Logging" dis mornin'.
by MoFo94 February 05, 2010
 
5.
Logging (also known as Facebook logging) is when someone logs into someone's open Facebook account and fucks with their settings or just their Facebook statuses. This term is prefered over the term "hacking" sense there is no actual hacking involved and only stupid 12 years old girls actually still call it hacking.
Girl on boy's Facebook account: Haha hacked u love u
Friend of boy's account comments: You didn't hack him you stupid bitch you were just logging him.
by StoneTown August 29, 2012
 
7.
Outward pursuit of a similar calibre to Planking but undertaken by fat people.
'Dude look at that fat chick lying down, it's like she's logging'
by mattai September 12, 2011