A rather frightening and unusually prolonged attack from Logan resulting in the rubbing of his man titties and stomach on the nearest part of the victims body while simultaneously creating a series of high pitched squeels and shreeks accompanied by extremely strange facial expressions similar to that of a common retard.
That poor soul (Kyle) was walking down the ally minding his own business when he was suddenly Loganed.
by A sole survivor September 01, 2008

It is an incomprehensible entity. It cannot be stopped. If you see it, you have already died. You cannot bargain, you cannot run, you cannot hide. It is always approaching
OH FUCK, OH SHIT, IS THAT LOGAN? OH FUCK, TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM, GOODBYE GERALD, I’LL SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE
by gerald’s best friend April 27, 2021

by deepdickernumber69 December 23, 2020

Big booty
Tall
Can’t tell if your blonde or brunette
Stupid
Can be smart
Smashes head
Definitely has a “9 inch peepee”
Complains
Needs to get a gf
Tall
Can’t tell if your blonde or brunette
Stupid
Can be smart
Smashes head
Definitely has a “9 inch peepee”
Complains
Needs to get a gf
by Ruueueijdjsjs March 05, 2021

So there's this guy named Logan, and he's really cool. He does strange things, like eat small children, but he's also really nice and a great friend. He may be the destroyer of universes, but his son Emerson, the destroyer of world's, still loves him. Logan is one of the best guys you'll ever meet and make sure to never insult him, because he will break your kneecaps with a blunt object.
by jessisawkward March 27, 2016

A good guy to be around. Usually shy at first but nice in general. He is smart, creative and can lack common sense sometimes. The best guy to hang around.
by MrFuzzyBun April 23, 2018
