When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.
Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
by major_delmac March 29, 2011
When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.
Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
by major_delmac March 29, 2011
A baby that was conceived during the winter of 2004-2005, when the last National Hockey League lockout occurred.
There's no hockey on tv, so we might as well have some fun and make an NHL lockout baby.
Babies born nine months after the lockout, between July 2005 and February 2006 (particularly in Canada), are probably NHL lock-out babies.
Babies born nine months after the lockout, between July 2005 and February 2006 (particularly in Canada), are probably NHL lock-out babies.
by S. Beckett April 23, 2008
Pixel Ratio Lockout - When you are tagged on facebook but it is like only your ear and you shouldn't be tagged this is a function that should exist, the function would be "pixel ratio lockout!".
by corublo August 25, 2008
When you forget to buy a calendar in the beginning of the year, you realize it months later, and you are too poor, dumb or lazy to buy a new one.
Oh shit it's may, and I didn't buy a calendar, no way Im spending that money now. This is bullshit.
I guess you had a calendar lockout this year
I guess you had a calendar lockout this year
by Swagglord August 11, 2012
A lockout ass is someone who knows how to get the party started. Whether it’s sitting in a PTA meeting, brunch with the boss or flying through a patch of turbulence, a lockout ass knows how to make anything seem fun. A lockout ass rsvp will take that party from a 7 to a 10!
by Randy Travis February 7, 2023