A nice floppy cock. When you are in the locker room with your friends, you want to have a floppy cock. This makes the penile apendage appear to be large but not grossly large like an boner would be in the same situation. We all look just to measure up.
hey did you check out his locker room cock for me?
do i look like your bitch?......ok yeah he was fucking jacked with that floppy cock!
do i look like your bitch?......ok yeah he was fucking jacked with that floppy cock!
by Sargeant Johnson November 6, 2007
Any manner of conversation that polite society dictates be held privately - with small groups of like-minded, similarly gendered peers - due to its sexually charged language, situations or innuendos.
When the girls all met up for cocktails on Friday, Gertrude really wanted to tell Chloe and Francine about the threesome she and Nancy had with Jimmy last weekend, but Nancy convinced her that a fancy uptown bar wasn't the place for that kind of locker room talk.
Through the walls Tom could hear his teenage son and his friends talking excitedly about who was going to get laid first and he smiled as he remembered that kind of locker room talk from his own youth.
This one guy on the train kept talking to his friend about getting a blow job in the bathroom at Chili's last night and he was really loud so finally I barked at him to "Save the locker room talk for somewhere else!".
Through the walls Tom could hear his teenage son and his friends talking excitedly about who was going to get laid first and he smiled as he remembered that kind of locker room talk from his own youth.
This one guy on the train kept talking to his friend about getting a blow job in the bathroom at Chili's last night and he was really loud so finally I barked at him to "Save the locker room talk for somewhere else!".
by dylanfreak007 March 29, 2017
the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.
Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.
Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.
C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.
That doesn't matter.
Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.
C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.
That doesn't matter.
by TwentyFiveToLife February 16, 2011
When one is so entirely convinced by their own straightness that they are comfortable acting extremely sexual with someone of the same gender.
Ex. Jocks slapping each other on the ass after a good game, giving the homie a goodnight kiss, Kellyanne Conway
Ex. Jocks slapping each other on the ass after a good game, giving the homie a goodnight kiss, Kellyanne Conway
Alex: Did you see Brennan flirting with Joe yesterday?
Lucas: Yeah, dont worry, that's just locker room mentality.
Lucas: Yeah, dont worry, that's just locker room mentality.
by certifiedstinky March 1, 2021
The crude, vulgar, offensive and often sexual trade of comments guys pass to each other, usually in high school locker rooms. Exists solely for the purpose of male comedy and is not meant to be taken seriously.
Jenny overheard me calling her a cum dumpster when I was out with the guys last night. I told her it was just locker room talk and she totally forgot about it.
by SpyderNinja July 30, 2009
When a bunch of men get in a closed confined space and must get naked for more than 5 minutes, and begin to do things they normally wouldn't do that is only acceptable in the confines of the locker room. See Jail Gay
Me: I swear that dudes Locker Room Gay.
D: Wooooooooooo!
*D Jumps out Naked twirling penis*
Me: You watch way to much meet spin.
D: Wooooooooooo!
*D Jumps out Naked twirling penis*
Me: You watch way to much meet spin.
by Brandon Mitchell of 301 January 27, 2009
The short fat guy covered hair, but still going bald, go-tee sporting clown who walks around the locker room after a bogus work out talking to anybody who will listen with a towel around his neck and his crank hanging out for everybody to see. Usually has some bull shit story about how just last night he hooked up with a girl that looked just like Megan Fox, or about how he just bench pressed 700 pounds.
Sam: "I ran into Tony last night at the gym. I was trying to get changed as fast as I could so I could get out of there."
Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"
Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"
by Joey BeefBuicker July 28, 2010