Locke 

A character from the 1994 role playing game Final Fantasy VI who is famous for being a dick.

Celes: You keep your dead girlfriend in some old dude's basement? Gross.
Locke: I'll protect you!
Terra: I thought you said you would protect me, asshole.

Locke by pocketseizure November 9, 2012

Locke 

The world's greatest treasure hunter. But don't call him a thief, or else...

<Victim> Thief!
<Locke> *rips Victim's lungs out!*

Locke by LockeCole March 28, 2003

Locke 

(John Locke) a famous political philospher who wrote Two Treatises of Government. He was the pioneer of the social contract theory. Also the alias of Peter Wiggin in Enders Game.

Locke by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

Locke 

that guy in my science class

"yeah locke"

Locke by locke's buddy October 26, 2018

Locke 

The greatness; Almighty; Number one; Alpha and Omega.

Oh shit, Locke just shunned me from #central.

Locke by Anonymous January 19, 2004

locke 

John Locke is not the bald dude from Lost. John Locke is an English Philosopher who even influenced the American Declaration of Independence.

"omg john locke is so awesome"
"oh yeah, I read his book."
"omfg they have Lost books?"
"You lost your book?"
"What book?"
"..."

locke by g f b February 27, 2008

Locke 

A piece of shit that is painful and holding back true calamity that needs to be released.

Man i have a locke that just aint going away, tis painful.

Locke by cesar romero August 1, 2009