LobsterFuck

1. A horny female lobster in high heat.
2. A person who gets in your way while walking in public. Someone rude who doesnt notice they are being rude.

1. That girl is such a lobsterfuck. She is trying to be a whore.

2. (Guy bumbs into me on the street and walks away without apologizing) "Hey you lobsterfuck! Apologize!

LobsterFuck by Jdawg480 April 16, 2009

Lobstercocking 

The act of lying to mess with someone. Patronizing. Just messing around. "Cappin".

Do we have to read this whole chapter or are you just Lobstercocking. why are you Lobstercocking with me i know my crush dosen't like me. He is a simp im not even Lobstercocking with you. I'm so shlimpy not even lobstercocking.

Lobstercocking by lil badger February 5, 2020

Lasterfuck 

The time before when your shit got fucked up (as opposed to this time when your shit is currently fucked up).

"No, that was lasterfuck, this time I actually caught a charge" ...dick cop

Lasterfuck by anonymous October 30, 2016

lobsterfication 

the process of transforming the human body into a state similar to that of a cooked lobster, the water should be hot enough for the individual to scream like a lobster. this is achieved by running an extremally hot bath with no cold water and submerging yourself until your skin turns bright red.

they're looking red after that bath, they've just undergone lobsterfication.

lobsterfication by THE HUMAN LOBSTER January 31, 2021

lobsterback 

Term used by American colonists used to mock british soldiers.

Unlike the term lobster, which refers to the british soldiers' bright red uniforms, "lobsterback" refers to the scars on the soldiers' backs. Whipping or flogging was common in the british army, and used for pretty much any diciplinary problems. Almost all Bristish troops had scars from numerous lashings.

Patriot: Nice scars, lobsterback.
British Soldier: Go to hell.

lobsterback by SirGangstalot January 21, 2006

lobsterback 

a fuckin british, term used by colonists way back when to make fun of the britishes red coats

brit: hey u fuckin wanka!

american: fuck you u fuckin lobsterback!

lobsterback by rearb jearb July 28, 2005

lobsterback 

The "Elite" Player model in the game "Halo 2", the definition's origin is unknown (Though thought to have originated by some member of the GAMEFAQS forums), but it is a derogatory reference to the cumbersome nature of the player model and what it looks like from behind at a distance. lobstervision Refers to the lobsterback's HUD.

Look at all these lobsterbacks!

lobsterback by Paintbait June 11, 2006