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A very complex and mortifying sexual act in which giant red claws are involved
I lobstered her last night, I will never experience anything like that again..
by Golfcourse Men May 18, 2010
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A lobster is someone who habitually pinches bags before he sells them.

Guy 1: Yo, lets call Shakeem up if Lil Herb doesn't come through.
Guy 2: Nah man, he's a lobster.
Guy 1: Lobster? What?
Guy 2: Yeah man hes scummy enough to pinch a nick.
by Saladon March 22, 2009
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The name given to a hyperventilating flaccid penis which is usually stark red in color.
Nin decided to give his lobster a bit of air and presented it to Elise who wasn't too impressed.
by CKStarCraft January 16, 2008
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Basically the same as crabs but HUGE ones.
Dammit Jimmy! Stop jacking off in my washroom! You've left lobsters everywhere!
by .daniel. June 24, 2007
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An encredibly sexy animal that is always up for something kinky ;}
Look, there's a lobster! God they make me horny!
by Mooshe September 29, 2005
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Any of several edible marine crustaceans of the family Homaridae, especially of the genus Homarus, having stalked eyes, long antennae, and five pairs of legs, the first pair of which is modified into large pincers.
basically a big red long thing with pinchers that people eat.
oh mang, that lobster i had for diner was gooood.
by ve03h June 05, 2005
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1. a small to medium sized crustacean that lives in the Ocean. Considered a delacasy, it is often thrown into pots of boiling water alive, just to get the flavor right.

2. An 18th century Brittish soldier. Called Lobster because of their distinctive red coats.
1. Man i feel like sea food toniht, how about Lobster?

2. Those Lobsters were brutal mean, but we beat 'em in the end!
by Digi Koala May 11, 2005
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