A slang expression based on the length of time of financing for the average car loan, generally 60 to 84 months (5 to 7 years), used to denote a specific period of time generally associated with a lengthy jail or prison sentence.
I heard Carla went to court last week and got off with a light sentence of probation. With all the stuff she's into and all the trouble she's caused, if I were the judge, I would have car loaned her ass!
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 4, 2022
Loane is shy, funny, nice and cute. She’s always there for you and she’s so good friend. Loane has often brown hair and beautiful eyes ! Loane means « Light »
Loane = Light
by A Shy Person January 3, 2018
When someone takes out a long-term loan to fund their crypto trading endeavors. After they get rekt, they think of Charlie Lee (Litecoin founder) with every repayment made on the loan.
He took out a Charlie Lee loan to buy a bunch of Litecoin and Galactic Ape NFTs. Now he's stuck paying it back after getting rekt.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021
Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.
Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P
by QuacksO March 2, 2021
by ketch-up February 17, 2009
Loan Thư is a cute name, it always make us feel happy and warm when heard it and especially me. Loan Thư is my wife’s name, i really like hearing and speaking it every time and every where. In addition, i want to talk about my wife, she is a romantic and lovely person, she always take care me. I love her, my Loan Thư<3
by DuyluvLoanThu November 25, 2021
Any loan where the payment of the principal or interest (or both) is with sexual favors rather than the usual cash and/or non-sexual favors (e.g., paint my garage door)
"I'm pretty sure that Becky's been paying her bills with leg loans from Shawn Carter because she hasn't had a job in almost a year."
"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."
"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."
by Mother of Tacos June 27, 2017