The lowest form of loadness, this bottom feeder typically presents characteristics not common to the human form. The genetic makeup involves a lack of one or more chromosomes which is not recognizable at birth and therefore untreated. As the creature develops, symptoms being to show such as sloth-like behavior, slurred speech, drooling, eyes crossing, nose running, gas omitting, wretched halitosis and a limp when walking. Conditions worsen as the creature ages. All of the symptoms are heightened and others are added such a irritability, racist behavior, impossible stubbornness, general stupidity, and little if at all tolerance for other human beings.
by HarkMart May 5, 2009
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