Loaded Beef

It refers to a fart by someone who is a total gas bag who farts chronically every 5 minutes. It is advised to stay at a distance from the source at a 5 mile radius. The UN has recently outlawed the use of loaded beef as a weapon in war.

Come to Taco Bell for a Loaded Beef Burrito for only 89 cents!

by George the Hamster man October 29, 2013

creamy beef load

The act of ejaculating on a slice of bread and rubbing it on your face.

Miles: "I was hungry last night, so I had a creamy beef load."
Xavier: "... What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hauskaz November 10, 2007