LMS

Lost My Shit

"I let out a ripper fart, only to realise I wasn't alone in the bathroom..."
"LMS!"

Can be used in place of 'LOL', 'LMAO', 'LMFAO' etc

by RockaDee January 8, 2012

lms

Abbreviation for "let me see"

what about this one? #link to some page#
- lms

by tarmo888 December 19, 2008

LMS

Lick my sack

Tom: hey guys, wanna play some football today?
Harry: WTF?! NO! LMS!
Sam: HAHA, parred.

"LMS" is commonly used when pissed off with someone or talking to a girl to get her to do sexual acts on you.

by Imafag1 April 4, 2011

LM

Ladies Man

Jordan is the biggest LM in the world.

by LLcoolcotti November 8, 2011

LMS

Lick my scrotum

John: hey Ashley LMS
Ashley: ew no

by JCent876 March 20, 2016

LM

Short for Lionel Migration because people hate typing it out when it pops up all the fucking time.

Wow dude, I hit random on Urban Dictionary and I got LM again!

by AreTooDeTo August 27, 2008

LM

last millenium. (rare variant of ly)

you still have a land line? so LM!

by jingz July 11, 2006