Llumpy 

That fine hunk of man candy that should just always be online whenever you sign onto AIM. The kind of man you can't resist after knowing him for more than ten minutes, the kinda person you wanna send a :* face to.

Look at that huggable person! That's a Llumpy!

Llumpy by callumlover January 1, 2012

lumpy gravy 

n. cellulite. moslty cellulite on thighs.

you: Did you see that girl walk by in those shorts? Damn, that was some ass.

me: Her ass looked good but she was showing too much lumpy gravy.

lumpy gravy by deluna June 30, 2006

lumpy space princess 

Basically what would happen if Kirby had sex with Ditto.

Child 1: You catch the latest adventure time?
Child 2: Yeah! lumpy space princess was hilarious!

lumpy space princess by One of Egoraptors Chins February 8, 2015

pull a lumpy 

To take a dump on the campus of Notre Dame

Can we stop for gas at South Bend? I wanna pull a lumpy.

pull a lumpy by dilly42 July 22, 2010

Lumpy Goat 

The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.

Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!

Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.

Lumpy Goat by BirdIsTheWord23 December 31, 2012

lumpy stain 

The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time

Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.

Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?

Person A: probably... can you check

lumpy stain by charliethomas May 17, 2015

Trumpy Lumpy 

The act of A porn star spanking your ass with a magazine that has your face and likeness on the cover, and you flip her over and hit it red-assed and raw dog.

“Awww shit, Stormy Daniels just gave Donald Trump a Trumpy Lumpy”

“Naw way!”

“Yeah dawg, he hit that shit without a rubber!”

Trumpy Lumpy by MyLump May 17, 2018