Term used to describe a vertically challenged, gingering, slightly perverse professional who can't keep time....
A traditional greeting from a Lloydie may consist of him placing his ballsack on your forehead....
This particular specimen can be identified by a penchant for wax coats, childrens rugby shirts and chinos recently pressed by his mother.
v: Look there's Angela over there, my mate Lloydie'd her last week!
n: Fuck me Sam you're such a Lloydie!
adj: We were meant to play golf last week but Richard did a Lloydie....
Playing squash at 11am, then eating your lunch at your desk, while surfing the web. Then, once you've finished take an hour for yoga.
Manager: Hey, is Paul on break?
Johnson: Nah, he's doing a Lloydie