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To convince a large group of people that you believe in a set of ideals in order to obtain a position of leadership, then aggressively acting in a manner that is 180-degrees contradictory to those ideals once your leadership position is secured.
"I really want that job, but I promise I'm not going to litzow just to get it."
Litzow by Sue Dawn M. February 15, 2012
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when a guy squeezes a girls tits while she is riding him. He squeezes them so hard that he leaves bruises in the shape of hand prints on her tits.
Oh my god look at the bruises on your tits! Did you get Lutzow'd last night?
lutzow by sdmwm April 19, 2009
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Litzophrenia 

When you wanna have fun but the voices have something else in mind
Dave: wanna come to my party?
Me: sure
The voices in my head: you are worthless, you are not good enough, kill yourself
Me: actually nevermind I have litzophrenia so i'll just sit in my room and cry

A play on the words lit and schizophrenia
The litlow person came to play ball
litlow by Litlow December 30, 2021
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026