Litwin

1. A person who manages to find imperfection in all females, hot or not, thus never capitalizing on sexual opportunities.

2. Elitiest, Wanna-be Socialite.

Bill pulled a Litwin when he mentioned he wouldn't give Pamela Anderson the time of day, because she had man hands.

Example of a Litwin: "Man, I'd never do Jessica Alba because her nostrils are too flared.

by Brandy Butler May 18, 2008

Litwin

The greatest insult that can be given to any hockey player. Said player must have a girlfriend.

Guy 1: Sorry guys I have to go hang out with my girlfriend so thats why im leaving now.
Guy 2: Alright Litwin!

by YHS Hockey March 31, 2010