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limberdick 

While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.

Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.

See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.
Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.

limber dick, limp dick,
limberdick by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009

ClitterDick 

A clitterdick is when you have your pants so tight that your clitter looks like a dick.
"You know what, it's Lady Gaga's fault! For wearing pants so tight. Her clitter looks like a dick." Shane Dawson explains. "Gasp! ClitterDick should be a trendy topic on Twitter." Amazed. "Just put it after everything."
ClitterDick by xxDenverxx January 16, 2010

clitterdick 

1.) A penis that is so small that it could be considered a clit

2.) When a woman has an oversize clitoris. So big in fact, that it looks like a dick. A possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.

Clitterdicks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.
Dude, I finally got Stacey drunk last night but when I went to eat her out her clitterdick kept going up my nostrils.
clitterdick by htown87 November 2, 2009

littledicklittis 

1.A short term sickness that happens to men mostly after drnking to much booz.
2.What a mans penis suffers from when being very cold
1.It didn't mater what she did I couldn't get it up.
2.I was so cold the littledicklittis set in for 2 hours.
littledicklittis by diesel #1 October 21, 2007

Clitterdick 

Either:
A. A dick so small it looks like a clitoris, or
B. A clitoris so large, it looks like a dick.
Lady GaGa appears to have what is known as a clitterdick.
Clitterdick by haleykrunkk January 16, 2010

Glitterdick 

Something that young black girls, specifically in their teens/20s, call white guys, specifically to confuse them.
"I caught the closing elevator door for her so she wouldn't miss the elevator at my hotel, and she called me Glitterdick. She smiled, makes me guess it wasn't mean spirited but who knows."
Glitterdick by aguywhoiskindaweird January 16, 2014