by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017
by SurveyNinja August 22, 2019
The action of spreading a persons gluteus maximus, placing a Manila envelope on their anus, quickly moving it back and fourth leaving them with many paper cuts. After the slicing, proceed to dabble hot sauce or hand sanitizer (or both) atop the torn anus.
by BigMo December 6, 2014
by acidic junk! June 13, 2011
This is a syndrome when a person develops ball cancer from a beagle hound. It consists of many downsides such as ejaculating green substances, Dame Tu Cosita man coming out of your booty hole and Ugnius Makarovas shitting his pants.
Bro I have developed massive Lithuanian ball cancer. Because of this, Dame Tu Cosita man raped my mother.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
An sexual occurrence in which, while in the midst of taking a girl from behind, one involuntarily rejects the contents of their stomach all over the girl's back. This sudden regurgitation creates a small haze of steam as it cools and covers her back.
I had 12 shots of whiskey, 2 four lokos, and a bud light before we did it doggy style and projectile vomited all over that bitch's back. It was the best Lithuanian Steam Blanket I've ever given.
by sexfiend4876259046 November 11, 2010
Joe: Dude, that blind date you set me up with was kinky.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.
by Mountainsmasher June 16, 2011