When you’re driving to litchfield with your date, you ask her to perform road head when you get on route 202. Once you hit Bantam lake and her mouth is balls deep on your cock, you slam the breaks unexpectedly and her head goes forward and hits the bottom of the steering wheel, knocking her unconscious and her jaw locks up. Now you have a nice locker for your meat while in litchfield.
John: did you get lucky at the end of the night?
Pat: well on the ride back to her place, I did give her the litchfield meat locker!
John: good job buddy
Pat: well on the ride back to her place, I did give her the litchfield meat locker!
John: good job buddy
by OneBiteEveryoneKnowsTheRules January 10, 2019
If you’re strapped for cash just knick some LHS kids backpack- shit’s probably supreme or some other basic hype beast brand that rich kids go nuts over. It’s okay, none of them have ever had to experience money problems. They’ll probably brag that their uncle gave them $2,000 to replace it like it’s nothing within the week
Be cautious of any friends you make in LHS- as soon as junior year comes they all ~mysteriously~ start drinking a whole lot and think that being constantly stoned is a personality trait.
The worse thing to ever happen to an LHS kid is their parents divorcing probably. And yes, they did it because of you. :)
Be cautious of any friends you make in LHS- as soon as junior year comes they all ~mysteriously~ start drinking a whole lot and think that being constantly stoned is a personality trait.
The worse thing to ever happen to an LHS kid is their parents divorcing probably. And yes, they did it because of you. :)
eat my cock and balls litchfield high school
by CrackheadCrackheadCrackhead June 27, 2020
When ur friend passes out early ... u get naked then u creep up on him like bill Cosby at a bar u squat over his eyes and line ur asshole with his eyeball ... from there proceed to take a shit but go left to right or right to left with the eye balls whatever u prefer for the night finally pack the shit down with ur cock to make sure it's firm on the eyes" with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn" ... no homo
i was hanging out with troy and he fell asleep so I crept up on him and gave him a consensual litchfield chocolate blind fold .
2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.
Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek
2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.
Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek
by Djdnakaouabxbx December 7, 2016
A very tall man
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