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A torn ear lobe. Lisaear is usually caused by injury when earrings and other peircings are torn from the ear lobe leaving the ear split. Lisaear can be corrected by otoplasty surgery.

Them girls got to fightin' and one ripped the other's earring out and now she has a lisaear.
Lisaear by M&L_Frz April 11, 2009
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Lisamarie 

Lisamarie is one of the most fun, outgoing and intelligent girls you will ever meet! She has that attitude where theres a first for everything, shes always up for new experiences no matter the danger. She is probally the kindest girl to walk the earth she would do anything to help someone. Lisamarie will go places with their life, sure to make a difference with all of her i telligence. When she falls in love however she will drop everything and be fully devoted to them buy if they break her heart they will never regain her trust. Lisamarie is a girl who knows how to have fun and is probably the most ambitious person you'll ever meet. Lisamaries normally have big boobs and ass.
Me: Who is that angel over their?
My friend: oh that's Lisamarie, she's awesome! Right?
Me: She's exciting ! 😍

Liskeard 

Small town in South East Cornwall, abandoned some time in the late 90's and now completely under the control of chavs. Notable only for the absence of any decent pubs or indeed anything you would want to see. Cornishmen be warned: visiting Liskeard may put you at risk of seeing a Plymouthian, or even a lost emmet looking for "The Pipe Well" (poor deluded fools).
Map entry: Liskeard- 'ere be dragons and chavs.
Liskeard by Johnny Webbedfoot June 13, 2005

Lisamarierific 

Adj. a word to describe someone who is beautiful in mind body and spirit. Someone who artistic, creative, with a style all of their own. Being able to or having the ability to seduce someone with a simple glance or a smile.
Wow look at her, that girl is lisamarierific.

New Liskeard 

a northern ontaio town near the border of québec. every body knows everybody. we have a small theatre that gets over packed often and most of the english high school is pot heads and posers.
the french high school is a decent small town high school and mostly every body are nice.
girl - hey john, gonna meet me at New Liskeard Empire theatre thonight?
guy - bee-atch stop calling me!! :@
New Liskeard by ImagenEvrithg November 29, 2009

'Liskeard Corn Handle 

When you peel the husk off a cob of corn but leave it attached at one end, eat the corn from the cob, and holding on to the husk you force the cob up your partner's ass in a thrusting action to force whatever sex toys you're using that much further up for insane pleasure effect.
(At a swinger's picnic) - "Those benwah balls are doing nothing for me anymore." "Oh no? Here, take this cob and give'r the old 'Liskeard Corn Handle!"

lisatard__ 

A W person that pulls girls and has a W cousin named Kanaan
I wish I could be with lisatard__.
lisatard__ by Rose-wyd September 4, 2021
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