I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.
by Peter Crammer May 26, 2006
Lisa the cunt is a small girl who is particularly mean to fat bitches who pretend they're on diets by eating fruit salads. Don't ever cross a Lisa the cunt she has been known to turn people to stone with a luck. If your on her good side, it's amusing watching her argue with herself.
"Did you see Lisa the cunt today?"
"Yeah man, her bitchy resting face was in full swing... Steve is dead because of her look"
"Yeah man, her bitchy resting face was in full swing... Steve is dead because of her look"
by Nitro88 June 30, 2014