Thesre primative creatures usualy live in groups because of their fear off teachers having a go at them for being homophobic. You can tell a Linwatt is near because they smell distinctly like fish. they are a sexual because they can/never get laid it just wont happen.
Mathus Linwhatatus was the first of these pathetic and usueless creatures found not too far from a fish and chips shop. Linwatts consider this particular specimin as their lord.
by Proffesor Takethat May 02, 2007