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Linn exclusive

see: not exclusive

A relationship which seemingly to one of the parties (that would be the non-Linn) is of an exclusive art. This is not the case. Normal behavior in say Norway, or anywhere the game can be played out.

Linn is commonly known as a major league player, and while guys like to believe that they've found a sweet and charming girl (by all means, Linn is both sweet and charming!), they have however not caught on to the fact that she has a very special way of living out relationships' exclusivity, by say, not being exclusive at all.

Many a guy has been tricked.

Many a guy has been hurt... Luckily for Linn they're usually far away.

A guy in every harbor, or as Linn would say "a guy who's stupid enough to be led on".

Anyone who has a hard time being a one-guy girl can be labelled a follower of Linn exclusivity.
Random guy (let's not get started on names):
Yeah, I met this really cute girl, Linn, and we're dating exclusively!!

Someone smarter than that: Dear friend, if by exclusive you mean that you're not dating anyone else, and Linn is dating anyone else, I do believe you're right!!

Random guy: STFU!!! Don't tell me that's Linn exclusive Linn?! Maaaaan, this sucks.. She seems so nice!

The smart guy: Yup, she's reaaal friendly. That's Linn exclusive for ya.
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4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026