Lil Turt Share definition Flag A mouse in Iowa that hangs out on the back porch and torments the cats. Damn, Lil Turt could use some cheese. Turt city bitch. Lil Turt by Lunatootz October 15, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Lil Turt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch