Like-arrhea

Medical condition characterized by frequent and excessive use of the word "like". Common in teenage girls.

Teenage girl: "So, like, I, like, told her, like, whatever. Like."

Like-arrhea by Ernie's football-shaped head August 12, 2005

Liearrhea 

Lie-arrhea meaning a person who speaks lies continuously.

Carlos has liearrhea out the mouth.

Liearrhea by Sovereign Me May 10, 2020

lifearrhea

diagnosed as a condition commonly affecting perfectly fine and normal females who within one year of being involved with a total scumbag develop so many bad habits and lose all sense of themselves and self-respect that they cease to have any ability to exist in society functionally as the fine and normal girl they once were.

"It's too bad about Sally. She used to be a cool chick until Jim got her hooked on pills... That bastard gave her lifearrhea."

lifearrhea by dagams November 26, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012