a type of cancer that kills (fortnite streamers) that are known saying "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT"and they have blue hair.
you died of ligma
by ligma yett esketa February 7, 2019
Totally real disease that has killed billions even took the life of a well known streamer ninja who streams mincecraft on a daily basis anyways ligma is super deadly and kills in 3.2 inches shit i mean 5 seconds 3.2 inches is my dick
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 18, 2019
A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Tyler.. you have been infected by rare Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww sheet u gotmi bruu
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww sheet u gotmi bruu
by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 9, 2018
ligma is a viral infection
by king bruh ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ December 23, 2020
"Ligma" is referring to "lick my"
So when someone tells you "ligma" it means he's about to say something like "ligma balls" which means "lick my balls"
So when someone tells you "ligma" it means he's about to say something like "ligma balls" which means "lick my balls"
by Kolas twof June 5, 2018
LIGMA fokken balle disease is airborne highly infectious bacteria that currently affects or has affected 85% of the US population, LIGMA is capable of cross species infection including humans,apes and avians . LIGMA'S symptoms usually include hypoxia, heart palpitations, skin lesions, blue hair, necrosis, fever and paralysis. LIGMA has a mortality rate of nearly 90%, there is currently no known cure for LIGMA. LIGMA was discovered on January second 2015 but it was only spreading in Madagascar so no one cared. Active cure research and high awareness for the disease was truly raised when popular fortnite} streamer ninja was diagnosed with LIGMA, ninja died shortly after diagnosis.
by mr_dehjkli July 23, 2018
Everyone here might be like. Hahah ligma balls, no. Ligma is a serious condition that causes things u can’t even imagine. Have u ever broke a bone. It’s actually because the ligma virus attaches to your bone and when you hit your bone in a certain way it breaks it. It can also develop into SUGMA witch is very rare. The government makes us believe ligma is a joke but it’s not. Anyone who gets it is secretly treated by the FBI every night. Also doctors say people die of old age, NO! When your born you have a ligma cell in your body that grows throughout your life. Sometimes it grows a little to fast and you die younger than others, it depends. This is not a joke. When they said Ninja died of ligma they were not joking. He died of ligma and the FBI overnight treated and did surgery on him to revive him and erased his memory so he said I didn’t die of ligma. From now on if something is up and It hurts blame it on ligma because it’s coming for us all and we don’t even know it.
by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! December 24, 2018