A utensil purpose made to smoke crystal methamphetamine and/or freebase cocaine. Constructed using a straw cut in half, a plastic lid and a lightbulb with the screw part sawn off. Lightbulb crackpipes give ghetto charm to your smoking experience but most importantly allows you to smoke your sweet, sweet crack cocaine .
"I lost my regular crackpipe so I had to make a lightbulb crackpipe"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"
by Daver443 October 29, 2006
One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.
by Ymetho December 11, 2017
A type of stupid joke which is usually "How many (insert type of person the writer hates) does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is always something insulting.
Idiot who makes lightbulb jokes: How many Beliebers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to hold it in and two to spin the ladder round! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Gets slapped in the face*
*Gets slapped in the face*
by schoolequalsboredom October 1, 2013
Omg Pedro, Can u believe that i just totally legit Explosive lightbulbed that house i heard a retard lived there HAHA
by TittyRunz July 31, 2011
The act of using a long flourecent Light bulb as a Katana, and karate style hitting your friend making the bulb explode
by Geoff Robbins May 13, 2007
The act in which one publicly destroys their anus with one or multiple lightbulbs. To undergo this brave act, the “victim” must insert a lightbulb half-way into their anus and then squeeze, which shatters the lightbulb. What is most delightful in seeing this performance, is the sexual screams and tattered anus which the kinky performer ends up with. By far the most dangerous yet respected act which a man can do.
“Holy fuck Benny, did you see that mate? Gerald just pulled a fucking Lightbulb Spectacular in ya bro!”
“Mad respect to Gerald brah. Hats off to that absolute rig.”
“Mad respect to Gerald brah. Hats off to that absolute rig.”
by goliathancient July 26, 2018
The act of cramming ones cock and ballsack into an old jar and twisting said jar to tighten it onto the member. Then display.
"Hey, whats poppin'?"
"pretty weird times! This self quaratine is getting to me, last night I uploaded pics of my meat lightbulb episode"
"pretty weird times! This self quaratine is getting to me, last night I uploaded pics of my meat lightbulb episode"
by ANNA! April 18, 2020