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May I change seats with you sir? The lightbulb directly in front of me is blinding me.
by Anna Isabella November 02, 2006
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a turd that is skinny, but then gets really thick.
He launched a light buld into my neighbors mailbox.
by greenlm February 14, 2003
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An object often used in jokes.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Fish!
by dalziel_86 June 18, 2003
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i like lightbulbs. therefore i like homebase as they sell light bulbs. go to homebase!
The dust collects on light bulbs,Whatever shall we do?
I tried to clean it with a duster,
But it turned to sticky goo.

The light used to shine so brightly,
But now it’s gone away.
It seems as though the darkness,
Is here to always to stay.

What happened to my light bulb?
It used to shine so bright.
Now it’s always dark here,
What happened to the light?
The dust it is so dusty,
Believe me when I say,
Dust your light bulbs daily,
Or you will truly pay.
by lora December 21, 2004
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Glass tube which emits light when an electric current is run through it.
That is one NICE lightbulb.
by MoJo April 18, 2003
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Noun.
Slang for a Crack-pipe. Mostly used by tennagers in Hawai'i, to throw off their parents and teachers to the fact they are Tweekers
Ed, bring your lightbulb tonite, Brock's got some good shit.
by mailmanjoe July 17, 2005
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When a guy says he has an idea and his penis spits out on her face
My boyfriend had a light bulb go off yesterday
by Artillery Strikers January 08, 2009
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