Ligamortis

To cover up an embarrassing moment by pretending to be injured.

Graham (Laughing): You went flying there Marco, you shouldn't have tried that shoulder charge.

Marco: Arrrgh my Ligaments.

Example 2:
Uday: That's it Jay, you're going in the figure 4 leg lock.

Jay: Arrrgh My Ligaments.

Ligamortis by Rathcoole Bohs April 7, 2004

Rigamortis 

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.

Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis

Rigamortis by scorpio dog July 25, 2009

rigamortis tongue 

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

rigamortis tongue by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

Rigamortis Tortoise 

A Rigamortis Tortoise is a vile and disgusting creature. Often cold and calloused, Rigamortis Tortoise can disgust even the most hardcore of people. Rigamortis Tortoise often has an undeserved sense of entitlement caused by birth.

We caught Rigamortis Tortoise walking out of the morgue with a bottle of astroglide and a pink dildo. That disgusting vermin.

Rigamortis Tortoise by Jachoff Witme May 27, 2010

rigamortis 

The event in which an external stimulus causing one's sexual organ to stiffen to erection. Caused by a lack of ATP, and thus myosin cannot dissociate from the actin in your penis muscle.

Woaahh... Ted did you see that girls cleavage? It gave me a bad case of rigamortis.

rigamortis by ADizzle088 December 13, 2006

rigamortis 

a dead mans alternative to viagra

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.

rigamortis by elric21 October 28, 2004

Rigamortis 

(Adj.) A word to describe a feeling, situation, person, or frame of mind that has surpassed the essence of sad, lame, pathetic, or unfortunate.

(Adj) something that causes an inner dreadful feeling similiar to the supposed sensation of one's body tensing and hardening after death

Adj. Something that has reached the height or acme of negativity, depression

I am feeling so Rig today, because I still live with my Rigamortis parents. I just want to cry and eat some Riggy pudding.

My job is so Rigamortis that I'd rather work at Red Lobster.

Rigamortis by Alyssa Coops August 10, 2010