Lexual

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○A combination of Loser and Sexual.

○The not yet popular sexual orientation.

○A teenage girl that...

-Has no idea what just happened to her most recent relationship

-Doesn't know her sexuality

-Would rather date herself than another person

-Would love to get married to an inanimate object for fun

Ashley, I'm breaking up with you. I've turned Lexual. I'm sorry. I have no idea. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!1 *cries in corner*

Lexual by LOL_i_like_roffles December 27, 2008

Bi-Lexual

**Bi-Lexual**

*-you are only attracted to Lexu, this one particularly no other, you may not contribute to this sexuality if you dont play deepwoken, fnf, dying light, and gpo…. he has many standards dating him, you must be an egirl , orwhat slave, and you must serve him for anything he commands you to do.-*. (Lex. #2499)

I am .Bi-Lexual.

Bi-Lexual by Bi-Lexual February 12, 2023

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Lexual • Bi-Lexual • Lsexual • lerual • lemual • lequal • lexali • le xuan • Lex talionis • Lexus LFA

Lsexual

a person that is attracted only to L from Death Note

“date?”
“no sorry, i’m Lsexual”

Lsexual by thaochi December 20, 2020

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lexali

A bitch, short, and a lesbian with curly hair, also a dumbass and dumb

Are you a lexali?

lexali by Lelelexa November 7, 2022

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lemual

The lane that seperates bi-directional traffic that is shared by either direction for making left turns.

dude, pull into the lemual!

lemual by perk March 26, 2004

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lequal

the word for the math term less but equal

3 and 1/3 is lequal to 10/3

lequal by J.T.T March 5, 2009

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lerual

The most common undebateable ppl that try too hard, but never do it well enough

the Leruals from the other team are pretty bad

lerual by Zakkk October 30, 2007

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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