Lettuce lightning

🥬⚡️(Anti-proship) is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖(proship)

“You have 🥬⚡️ In your bio, what does it mean?”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”

by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022

Smile Lettuce

A type of weed that puts you in an especially good mood

Isaac let me smoke some of his smile lettuce yesterday and it made me have a very happy high

by Rose119 April 21, 2021

Sweaty lettuce

Really wet lettuce

That lettuce is so wet its sweaty lettuce

by Chicken Is Toast June 16, 2020

lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey

"man i just lettuce"

by Snuugle July 3, 2022

LETTUCE

A green dithered thing that screams at you and possibly drops disks along with that.

"Dude, this green thing just screamed at me and threw some disks on the ground."
"That was probably a LETTUCE."

by bmv/one August 13, 2020

Lettuce

Shake the lettuce

Zoe had had too many cocktails that she needed to go shake the lettuce.

by MrsJJM73 July 20, 2018

Lettuce

A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.

Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!

by LDE but Urban October 21, 2022