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(Lay-Mew-Lay)
-Noun, singlular (plur: lesmullets)

1. Although similar in appearance to the femmullet the lesmullet is found on lesbians. Its anatomy consists of two commonly known parts; the business (the clean cut uppermost part of the lesmullet that rests on the top of the head) and the party (The long, flowing, possibly curly, locks that hang down in only the back. This "party" Can range from neck length-butt length.)
Note: To the inexperienced eye, women sporting this hairstyle may be confused for creepy men, however one can differentiate between the two by noticing several aspects of the physical body:
breasts
molester mustache (or lack there of)
color of fanny pack (not the most reliable)
"My my barbara-jean, your femmullet is looking quite white trash today."

"Why thank you Chuck, but i must correct you. I do not have a femmullet, i am sporting a lesmullet."
lesmullet by pookiedoodle123 August 22, 2007
Related Words

Lesmeister 

The name of someone who I know that is super smart and has to deal with me all the time.
LESMEISTER you doing a great job!!
Lesbian drama--the type that happens when two women get together, break up, or cohabitate. Their friends/coworkers/strangers are all roped into the never-ending miasma of drama, hurt feelings, and overanalysis that ensues.
I really wish that Christine would quit the lesma, stop weeping on my couch all day, and rent a UHaul to start moving her stuff and the cats out of Jessie's apartment.
Lesma by moose22 May 11, 2011
(pronounced: Les – me – an): A male who is primarily attracted to lesbian and bisexual women.
A bisexual and a lesmian walk into a bar. No one is safe.
lesmian by Sometimes I Get Angry October 28, 2013

Lesmerized 

The two girls kissing held me suddenly lesmerized.
Lesmerized by whereischucks September 14, 2009

lesmance 

noun,

the female version of bromance, a combination of the word lesbian and romance.

also known as "sismance" or "lezmance".
lesmance defines the sexual relationship between two females.
"sismance", in comparison is a relation closer to friends or sisters than a romantic relationship.
"Ey, dude, did you see Sarah and Kate making out hard-core last night at the party?"
"Yeah man, it was a total sismance."

"No no no, more like a lesmance. They were practically having sex."
"Wish I could've seen that..."
lesmance by hooglebooglefoogle October 24, 2011