Lesbonade

A drink that the lesbians drink. Cocktails commonly drank by the lesbians.

Nasty or poor tasting lemonade, sometimes making you feel all dirty like a lesbian; Or lemonade or another drink made or mixed by a lesbian.
Diane: "Want a Malibu and pineapple?"

Sarah: "Hell no I don't drink lesbonade."

Alex: "Try the lemonade Gina made, John."

John: (Tries it) "Yuck. Gina made some straight lesbonade, it's disgusting."
by Inklor August 08, 2009
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ur grandad lesbonad

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.
Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE
by The_meme_vult42091169 March 15, 2018
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Lesbonade

Drink very popular in the lesbian community. Made of cherry vodka with lemonade and a little grenadine and champagne (ratio depends on the preference of tart to sweet )
Use in a sentence:
Bartender: what would you like to drink.

Lesbian: something sweet and a little tart like my girlfriend.

Bartender: ahhh a Lesbonade! Coming right up!
by Climax Blueberry February 18, 2024
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