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Lesbiscuit 

1. catty or silly lesbian pet name

2. a homosexual female surrounded, constantly, by other promiscuous women. they are either bi or gay unless she is a conversion specialist.

3. compares a lesbians general proximity to vag to a biscuit's placement in the breakfast world. right under the muffin. more accurately the muff.
"look there goes that lesbiscuit from woodworking. LULZ, shes walking with all the other strongtongues too, what a slore!"
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Lesbischnitzel 

"If you cut any shorter you're going to start looking like a lesbischnitzel"

lesbischnitzel 

When someone is being annoying and your just done with their crap and don’t wanna be mean
John stop being a lesbischnitzel you loser

lolbiscuits 

See: lolerskates

An alternative to: 'lolerskates'
Which is an alternative to: lol (Laughing out Loud)
Person1: ROFL OMGAWD I PUNT TEH GNOEMES!!!11 (Humorous statement)

Person2: lolbiscuits! (Expressing joy at humorous statement)
lolbiscuits by Moola February 21, 2005

lolbiscuit 

a phrase when something is REALLY funny and you want to be different. Just like seabiscuit
why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the otherside
lolbiscuit
lolbiscuit by seabiscuitBC April 27, 2010

Lesbiocity 

1. Engaging in lesbian behavior
2. Scissoring
3. Dildo cramming (girl on girl)
4. Hyper velocity lesbianism
When Jenny told Timmy that she liked eating the gine, he responded, "Holy lesbiocity, Batman!"
Lesbiocity by Gaybe Homoson September 5, 2009

Lesbicunt 

A Lesbian who is also a Cunt. They usually think their the shit but they aren't.
Tom: Did you hear about that Lesbian Ashley?

Jerry: Ya shes the one who cheated on her girlfriend and screwed over her sister she's a Lesbicunt.
Lesbicunt by themonkeygirl October 16, 2011