A woman who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other women. Contrary to popular belief, do not play with dildos and are not all sexually frustrated women who haven't gotten any from men. Lesbians cannot be changed.
<<little known fact>>
Real hardcore lesbian women (not the hoes you see in porn)'s vaginas are lined with many rows of small razor-sharp teeth. When a douchey guy with no respect for personal space (most guys are not this douchey) tries to enter the cavity with his penis, the teeth will clamp down on his now helpless member and rip it to shreds and spit it out.
<<little known fact>>
Real hardcore lesbian women (not the hoes you see in porn)'s vaginas are lined with many rows of small razor-sharp teeth. When a douchey guy with no respect for personal space (most guys are not this douchey) tries to enter the cavity with his penis, the teeth will clamp down on his now helpless member and rip it to shreds and spit it out.
Douche: I tried to fuck Zuleka, and now my dick is just a sad pile of mush.
Jake: (laughs) You knew she was lesbian, right.
Douche: C'mon. I could tell she wanted my cock.
Jake: You're a sad excuse for a man.
Sarah loves pussies and is a lesbian.
Jake: (laughs) You knew she was lesbian, right.
Douche: C'mon. I could tell she wanted my cock.
Jake: You're a sad excuse for a man.
Sarah loves pussies and is a lesbian.
by scratchmaster101 December 6, 2010
A synonym for the phrase "In Love", from the 2010 movie SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD. Used as a way to confess that one is in love, but in an ironic comic fashion that deflates the sincerity of the emotion, thereby making it easier to say. Otherwise simply stating affection for anything. Derived from scenes in the film where the character Scott, played by Canadian actor Michael Cera, is urged to declare his feelings and use the "L Word", which Scott confuses with the Showtime cable TV series that refers to lesbians. Scott later tries to tell the object of his affection that he is in love with her but mixes his words up and comically states that he is "in lesbians" with Ramona.
hipster guy: I'm in lesbians with you.
hipster girl: lol. That's cute. But seriously, I want to hear it for real.
hipster guy: I lesbian you?
hipster girl: Okay it's not funny anymore. Say it..
hipster guy: You are my one and only true lesbian.
hipster girl: We're breaking up.
hipster girl: lol. That's cute. But seriously, I want to hear it for real.
hipster guy: I lesbian you?
hipster girl: Okay it's not funny anymore. Say it..
hipster guy: You are my one and only true lesbian.
hipster girl: We're breaking up.
by waltereg0 August 16, 2010
by Ass_sniffer December 8, 2018
boy1: you’re pretty wanna go out sometime?
girl: sorry i’m a lesbian
boy1: i LiKe GiRls WhO lIkE gIrLs (that tiktok sound)
boy2: bro that’s gross women who love women aren’t for us to fetishise that’s not right dude.
girl: FINALLY
girl: sorry i’m a lesbian
boy1: i LiKe GiRls WhO lIkE gIrLs (that tiktok sound)
boy2: bro that’s gross women who love women aren’t for us to fetishise that’s not right dude.
girl: FINALLY
by leah the lesbooooo June 24, 2020
not american
by goldfish79 June 17, 2020
Me
by LESBIANSWILLTAKEOVERTHEWORLD June 7, 2019