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A crazy man who has hair that looks like a sea urchin and wears a shabby cardigan, author of This book is better than getting to first, second, and quite possibly third base and Everyone is different. He is a character on www.homestarrunner.com.
Review for Lem's book: This book is up to date on all the current events, such as "my favorite pen stopped working just now" and "hey there's a dead fish im my hand, how did it get here."
by Solstice November 18, 2003