Ahh Lenny- where do we even start. Lenny is a poor old soul infatuated with the idea of “being Ronnie.” Every night Lenny goes to bed hoping to wake up the next morning as Ronnie. When he does not, he gets angry. All Lenny can think about is Ronnie. When he closes his eyes, boom Ronnie appears. When he looks at the mazes on the back of the Cheerios box, boom there He is again. And you guessed it, when he looks in the mirror, all He can see is the sparkling reflection of Ronnie. Lenny is a “Hazit Case” (IYKYK). The equivalent of this in laymen terms is someone who you just can’t help but feel bad for and who has nothing going for him. This is Lenny. Lenny frequently has fantasies about some nice Ronnie on Ronnie action. As it was written in the Bible: “Though shal not be an oxen.” This is lennys motto, interpret it as you please. Now you may be wondering who this mysterious Ronnie is, and let me tell you straight from the words of Lenny that he is a man of another world. As Lenny once said: “Who is this man of another world?” Wow. Spoken from the man himself. Lenny is not alone, however. Amongst him is a mysterious man who will not be named. Some refer to him as the “teenage mutant ninja turtle” of the world, and this is an accurate description. This mysterious man works in ways we have never seen before. He pleasures himself by tagging others in his Instagram posts-may god be with him. In summary, all aspire to be Ronnie, as it was written in the Bible: “And it was good.”
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by Ciara brecht November 22, 2021
An obese man who thinks he is the best and strongest, usually goes for younger girls and has nothing going in life
by fiddlebricks March 22, 2023
God dayum this is one of the sexiest men you will ever encounter in the wild. Often his time is spent declining phone calls from all the bitches he gets, but when he finally puts do not disturb on he is able to focus on himself. During this time of reflective enlightenment, he often hits the gym, making sure to emphasis both the upper and lower body, as a true chad never skips out on leg day. Speaking of legs, his thighs are a solid 18 inches in circumference and on numerous occasions are referred to as “thunder thighs.” Lenny is an extremely humble man, often donating plates to the children in Africa. If you encounter a lenny be warned however, as no matter your sexuality you will soon fall in love with him.
Lenny gets mad bitches.
by Lennythelion November 23, 2021
That potluck was a dud, all anyone brought was chips and I was the only one who brought beer! What a lenny!
by Leopard87 March 29, 2022
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