Leitner 

meaning one who lives on the hill in German, Leitners are usually found in rich towns in big houses. Those lucky enough to befriend them know that they are caring, loyal, and just all-around amazing. They are natural leaders and will not back down from a challenge. Will destroy those who have the courage, or stupidity, to challenge them. Have women (the guys), and men (the girls) falling all over them. They are great and caring people that everyone loves.

Tod: Sup Leitner! how you doin?
Amy: (faints)

Leitner by HOOPLABADA November 26, 2011

Jurgen leitner 

A character from the Magnus Archives who collects creepy books.

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITNER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitner's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with bargain jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i don't even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he's just some rich shithead who's a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didn't I'm going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

crusty old man

Every body hates jurgen leitner

Jurgen leitner by IguessIamKoy December 2, 2023

leutner 

1.Shit 2. something with no redeaming value 3. A shitty cafeteria at Case Western Reserve University

The food at leutner is asstaculer

leutner by assface February 14, 2003

emily leiter 

anorexic girl who used to be super fat now all she does is starve but it doesn't look good

emily leiter anorexia doesn't look good on you

emily leiter by pleasegethelpemily July 22, 2009

leiner 

a leiner is a person who is sometimes annoying but will always keep it real. They are talkative but friendly, sometimes misjudged as lazy but are hardworking and also athletic

yo you talk more than leiner

leiner by thatonetrueguy March 14, 2017

Leisner 

Synonym for en almindelig øl.

Kan ikke bruges til at beskrive andre former for alkohol.

"Skal du ikke med ud og straffe en leisner dude?"

Leisner by danishflandersdk August 29, 2019

Leinert

Its about drive, its about power, we stay hungry we devour put in the work, put in the hours and take what’s ours.

The rock raps “Leinert”

Leinert by anonymous November 22, 2021