Main Entry: leet·pen·dec·to·my
Pronunciation: "leet-p&n-'dek-t&-mE, "a-"pen-
Inflected Form(s): plural -mies
Etymology: Latin appendic-, appendix + English -ectomy
: surgical removal of the human head from the rectum
...."he's so ignorant that he'll need a leitependectomy, just to out of bed"