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leisureworld 

1. A fantasy world consisting of the delusions of a single Drew Brees fanatic and San Diego Chargers forum poster named Leisure and his imaginary 'stable girls,' who are female stalkees on the forum drawn into his imaginary world against their will. leisureworld is a self described 'well known internet poster,' whose mock NFL drafts top heavy with some of the biggest busts the NFL has ever seen defy all logic and reason. He calls these draft busts "Leisure Locks."

Leisureworld has been banned from his internet residences in San Diego but is rumored to be planning some vague armeggadon for the forums and mods who slighted him and his 'leisure locks'.

Currently he can be found hanging out at the New Orleans Saints fan forums, berating the evil Trumpet Man, Charger GM AJ Smith, and anyone who supports QB Philip Rivers while touting his new team the Saints while casting aside accusations of bandwagoning by repeating the statement, 'I shook the hands of Drew Brees and Reggie Bush.'

2. (third person adj.) A third person term denoting leisure, creator of leisureworld ie: "Leisureworld blames Trumpet man for driving Drew Brees out of San Diego
Leisureworld has issued a 'leisure lock' for Chris Henry. Meaning that Chris Henry has just been given a statistical kiss of death because no leisure lock has ever been signed to a second contract with the team who drafted him and most do not last through the first. Other 'leisure locks' in leisureworld include BOTH Mike Williams', WR and OT, perhaps the biggest pair of busts sharing the same name in NFL draft history.
leisureworld by Big Bro July 4, 2006

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026